it isnt’ the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden I never killed a man, but he killed me right back. I never ate a thing but it ate my wife, too. A garden fence is as good as a lead box. You can lead a horse to water, but only once. A bird in… Continue reading things the small man says as he passes you by in the street
Here’s a list of all my ongoing projects! Right now my priorities are Six String, Starsballad Land (and the content pack, sold to Mandy Morbid’s Legal fund), Moli Has a Problem, Somethin’ Wicked, and Monsterfucker. Games Six Strings A game about rogues and ruffians, and their shenanigans. A wild, rambunctious, constantly escalating adventure with your… Continue reading Ongoing Projects
By Shoe The child is 7+ years old, a clever, resourceful scamp. As they level, they approach the capabilities of most 1st level characters. Unless otherwise mentioned, run Children as Thieves/Specialists. Creating a Child Roll abilities scores as 4d6 drop highest (instead of 3d6) https://anydice.com/program/14d6e D4 starting HP (only bonuses apply) Starting equipment: 1d6cp, a… Continue reading FLAILSNAILS Class: The Child
Abuse has a strange, isolating effect. It separates one from friends and family, from one’s own good sense and judgement, and from trust in one’s own senses. It’s debilitating. And it doesn’t always look like what you expect. Mandy’s abuser was quite invested in doting on her and showing off how devoted he was to… Continue reading A Story of the World, Big and Small
This is a test of the new Block system of making WordPress posts! I’ll likely keep changing this up and trying out new things all the time! Thanks a bunch for visiting. My blog will be back soon(ish), I’m working on restoring it!
15 Jul 2015 The Game Ages ago, the humans – already spreading slowly and meticulously through space – discovered the Wormhole. On the other side was a paradise: a large cluster of planets teeming with resources, all quite like Earth. A home away from home. With Terra an enormous junkyard with several orbiting landfill moons,… Continue reading Trash Planet!
25Jun 2013 edit: you’ll want to add ‘former’ to ‘friend’ in the opening paragraph. So recently, my friend Zak asked me a question about the differences between playing D&D, and playing Monsterhearts. I play in his game every week, as well as with lots of other people that run #FLAILSNAILS games. He’d seen me… Continue reading sing along and it just might get you through
24Jun 2013 So I just read this game called Deserting Paradise. I’m kinda in love. I kinda want to grab people and tell them to play cause I wanna run it right now and it doesn’t matter that it’s five in the motherfucking am and I have a ConTessa panel tomorrow and I really really… Continue reading and what I saw I almost couldn’t comprehend
29Mar 2013 So last night I ran Tatterdemalion for +Eric Boyd, +Max Kielbasa and +Kenneth Lor, and they all claimed they had a lot of fun! This is a nice change from the first time I tried running D&D, which is when it went down like a lead zepplin. (Not Led Zepplin, sadly, which would… Continue reading Tatterdemalion Session Report: The Swamp
9Dec 2012 “Baby, you’re gonna be a star!” Pause. Rewind. “Don’t worry about a thing. Baby, you’re gonna be a star!” Pause. Rewind. “…and we won’t look back. Don’t worry about a thing. Baby, you’re gonna be a star!” Pause. Rewind. She’d been doing this for hours. The same scene, over and over. Classic… Continue reading Pause, Rewind